Top Ten Disadvantages to Marrying A Writer
10- He encourages you to find your voice even when you don’t have laryngitis
9- You will be expected to critique the first draft of the Dear John letter he is writing for you.
8- Writer’s block prevents her from completing the grocery list.
7- During disagreements your spouse will always take the omniscient point of view.
6- He provides vivid descriptions of what he did in the bathroom.
5- The only time he will throw out the garbage if you refer to it as the slush pile.
4- During the middle of an argument your spouse stops to search for a thesaurus in order to avoid word repetition.
3- You go to a sex counselor and realize your spouse’s definition of climax is different from yours.
2- Your spouse will inform you the threatening tone in an IRS letter is an example of foreshadowing.
1- He reads your private diary at his weekly writing workshop.
The Lonely Author 
ROTFL! brings back memories of a tongue-and-cheek post I wrote a few years ago. 🙂
https://whsimphotos.wordpress.com/2013/12/11/writeritis/
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Thanks so much. Is the piece on your page? I’d love to read it.Thanks for stopping by to comment.
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yes, indeed it is. 🙂
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Great I will search for it. I love humor. And i love the spectacular photography on your page. Truly amazing. I will stop y later today if not tomorrow.
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thank you for your kind words!
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Lol, these “Top Tens” are great! Love them!
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Thanks
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I like them all especially # 8
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Me being silly. I hope writers stop by my page to relieve a little stress and smile. Thanks for all your comments. I am so grateful for your support and happy to make a new friend.
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Very fun, again …good stuff
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Thanks
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Funny!
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Thanks. I want writers to drop by and smile.
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Hahaha. I especially liked #s 4, 3, and 2.
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LOL Yeah I love number two. Thanks fro stopping by. I try to entertain my writing friends.
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You did! 🙂
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Thanks
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We writers are a crazy bunch! but I wouldn’t have it any other way! Thank you for reading my poem, I am looking forward to reading much more of your work, as time allows… so much to read, so much to write and so little time!! Namaste, Michelle
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Hahaha. We are a sick breed. There is too little time. Thanks for stopping by.
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My pleasure!
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Lol at number 8…psycho scripting
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LOL
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Ahhhhhh! You nailed it! Wow! You’ve just describe someone I know. I won’t say who it is either. LOL
I love this one!
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Hahaha. Glad to entertain you. We writers are a crazy breed.
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Bahaha!!! I thoroughly enjoyed this post! never had to go through some of them.. it gave me food for thought for a top-ten of my own thought 😀
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I actually inspired someone. I can’t believe it. Happy you enjoyed it. I will be looking out for yours.
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🙂 I will let you know 🙂
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Cool
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Hilarious!! In 8th grade, I redlined all my boyfriend’s love letter and gave them back for rewrites! Was that also an example of foreshadowing?
Thanx for the comic relief!!
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Oh, you truly are a writer! Your welcome.
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Thanks, Lonely! I consider it my crowning achievement of proofreading! I did fail to keep a copy, to use as a reference however. Drat it!
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What a shame.
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Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve received any love letters. I don’t know why. Doesn’t everyone want to know how they can improve something??
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Of course. I want to write the best I can. I need to receive criticism to improve.
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But, it has to be nice, not nasty!!
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True
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This list is so true, and funny. I have actually gotten out the thesaurus in the middle of a heated argument, or used a wide range of swear words to get my point across. Believe me, I know all of them. LOL.
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hilarious, love it!
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Writers are a quirky breed. Happy you enjoyed.
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Reblogged this on Ancien Hippie.
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Thank you so much. You are so kind to me.
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This is AWESOME. Couldn’t stop laughing.
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Hahaha Good. Thanks for reading.
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I’m going to re-read it. I love this piece.
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Thanks. I appreciate it.
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I’d like to add another:
A writer will write about you when he’s in love, and still write about you when he’s mad. 😛
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Laughing. That is so true. Thank you for stopping by to read and contribute your own ideas. Thanks.
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This was quite enjoyable! haha!
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This was an interesting list. But, I have always thought that marrying a writer would be amazing! Is that your writing?
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Yes it is.
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I LOVE that I’ve seen your handwriting. Don’t know why. Like I peeked through your curtains or something
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Did you check my underwear draw too.
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I wish I had. I am guessing boxer briefs?!
Or edible underwear?
Who knows.
Let’s just go with no underwear
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Everything but thongs. Don’t need anyone or anything digging up there. Or is it down there?
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LOL.
Up?
But l like the down parts too
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