First, my apologies for having a faulty “B” on my keyboard. Keyboard problem has been repaired. Lonely Author left dozens of interesting comments regarding your wonderful logs. Culpa mea. I imagine many of you have inspirational logs….er forget it.
Recently, while walking the streets of New York City, a young artist came up to me and asked, “Lonely Author, do you Haiku?”
Do I Haiku? Do I Haiku? The question left me flabbergasted. Not only do I Haiku, I also sudoku, sing songs of Kat Mandu, and have considered vacationing in Xanadu (Sorry for the reference Olivia Newton-John. I Honestly Love You).
Enough nonsense.
Now for the world premier of my first Haiku, which I have cleverly entitled “My First Haiku.”
My First Haiku
why do I exist
hormones raging in the night
mom forgot the pill
Everyone have a wonderful week.
Keep smiling.
Keep writing.
Reblogged this on Tiffany Belle Harper and commented:
made me smile in a very rainy UK. X
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Thank you so much. That is all I wanted to make everyone start the week with a smile.
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it worked!
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shared, short but sweet 🙂
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Me smiling
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Ah, there you are, B! 😀
You’ve done really well with your first Haiku! Love it! It makes my Monday less mundane 😀
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Hahaha. Thanks so much. That B button was getting me into trouble. Last week a friend was complaining about his life and I told him “Life is a itch.” Not as effective. Thanks for stopping by. Happy to make you smile.
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Well, life can be an itch, too. Which can be annoying. 😀
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LOL You are so funny. So, happy to find you. You are a gem.
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Aw, thanks for your kind words. I’m glad you found me, because, you see, I got to find you! 🙂 I look forward to more of your Haikus!
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Nice flip. LOL Thanks. Have a great week.
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😀 you too!
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Thanks
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Once again you have successfully reached beyond the boundaries of creative writing and found the sweet spot with your creation. Very clever, very funny and unfortunately true, son. Yes, Luke, I am your father.
Obviously, your wit and writing have a good time playing with each other. I hope they survive a long time friendship. Well done!!
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Thanks you so much. Absolutely love the Star Wars reference. You are too much. The thing is I am trying to be a serious author and this nonsense keeps spewing out of me. Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week.
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Let the spewing flow. Serious writers can have a sense of humor and can enjoy their skills as well. I promise, the skills you possess will determine your success as a writer. Satisfy your OWN NEEDS first. That is an important part in achieving success regardless of the field or profession. Although I am not a professional writer, I have written over 100 articles relating to health from every possible angle you can imagine. I have an important message to convey. That has become the “purpose” of my content. Whether I use humor or fear, the content and meaning remains clear. Write from the heart and enjoy your craft. If you are able to do that, you will have reached a level of success few ever attain.
Stay healthy and happy!
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Thank you so much for the encouraging words. You “purpose” is much bigger than you say. You are providing a great service with your content. As you say, I will continue to follow my creative instincts, and go where no man has gone before. LOL Live long and prosper my friend.
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Last post I’m reading before I start my regular day of work! Hilarious! Thanks for the smile!
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Mission accomplished. Life and Mondays can be so hard. We need to start our weeks with a smile. Have a wonderful one.
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And you as well!
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You Always make me smile. ALWAYS!
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That makes me smile. Have a good one.
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Looking forward to more of your haikus!:)
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LOL. Thanks or reading it.
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You’re welcome:)
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NEVER enough nonsense! More Please! 🙂
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On Mondays its almost like a volcanic eruption of nonsense. LOL Love to start the week laughing. Life is hard enough. Have a great week.
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LOVE that! Can’t wait for next Monday now. You have a GREAT week too. 🙂
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Smiles. Take care.
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Made me smile. 🙂
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That was my goal. Life and Mondays are difficult. Have a wonderful week.
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You as well. 🙂
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I actually enjoyed your nonsense, and who doesn’t love Olivia Newton John?
~giggles~
Your first haiku was lovely.
More than what I do. I don’t write to all those hashtag words.
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LOL You love my nonsense. Nice. We have to stop and smile while we travel through this difficult journey of life. Just between you and me, I love Olivia too. Have You Ever Been Mellow…. Thanks for stopping by. You’re so cute when you giggle.
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Indeed we do and yes I have. Smiles
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LOL Wishing a wonderful week.
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And the same for you. Smiles
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Great job, well done and all that!
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Thanks. Have a good one.
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You’re so Welcome!
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Thanks
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Made me smile. Thank you.
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That was my goal. Have a wonderful week. Working on that piece we talked about.
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Looking forward to it. You have a wonderful week as well.
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Thanks
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*raises brow..slowly puts coffee to lips..takes sip..lowers cup to lap*
Hmmm..always the mother isn’t it?
That’s right,I said it..
*sighs..nods head*
never the father tsk tsk..
*starts laughing*
Have you never been mellow, Xanadu?
Thanks for the silly. Delightful
Wishing you a wondrously humourous Monday. 🙂
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Absolutely love this comment. To you as well my friend, LOL
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*giggles* You inspire.
Thank you dear..:)
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You made me smile. Have a good one.
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That just made my Monday so much better!
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You made mine by saying that. Have a wonderful week.
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LOL😎
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Thanks for reading.
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Aw! That is why I am on earth umm! Well done Haiky. Zippy if one can say that nowadays. Looking forward to the next.
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Thanks for reading. Have a good one. lol
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Uh oh – but what did dad forget?
Thanks for making me grin this morning.
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LOL. Yeah why is the women who always get the blame? But dad forgot the rubber was too many syllables.
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Lol… delightful Haiku!
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Thanks
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Great! You clearly have a bent for these….
Made me think of the FOUR Wise Monkeys…… 😉
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LOL Too funny. Thanks for reading. Have a wonderful weekend my friend.
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Perfect Haiku for a Monday. Gave me a good laugh, and that’s what Mondays always need.
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Great. Happy to make you smile. Thanks for reading.
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I must admit, you have the ability to make one smile. Your writing
Is rather creative, and satisfying. You were born to write. Every
Word every sentence is a marriage made in the author world.
I enjoy reading your article. I am filled with a sense of total
Satisfaction of peace.,,,, thank you
Bella declou
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Every time you write to me I am in heaven. Thank you for all the compliments. You made me blush. Best wishes to you and yours. Have a wonderful week.
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This is brilliant. Maybe because it kinda-sorta connects. Very well written – it reads aloud great (if you haven’t tried it – do).
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It does read aloud well. Doesn’t it. But I don’t know about brilliant. Lonely Author and brilliant have never been used in the same paragraph. Thanks for stopping by. Have a wonderful week..
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Lonely Author and brilliant have now been used in the same paragraph. 🙂 They belong together. This short, expressive, touching write is proof 😉
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Thank you. It will be great discussing writing, humor and life with you.
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Oh my gosh! Hilarious!
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Happy that you enjoyed it. Have a wonderful week.
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Perfection of such a wonderfully written Haiku.
Brilliant my friend. 🙂
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Thanks so much. Brilliant can’t be the word. Mom forgot the pill. LOL
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hahahaha!!! Maybe the man himself forgot to take the pill as well. 🙂 hahaha!!!
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My father. Ha! That man would have ripped the condom. Can’t complain. I am here!
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True. 🙂
Imagine condoms we’re made like steel? That would hurt the male penis.
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Don’t want to think about it. Ouch
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I know right…it will squeeze the penis and make it flat like a tortilla. 🙂 hahaha!!!
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LOL
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hahaha!!! So, if people are hungry taco penis. 🙂
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LOL
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I enjoyed the poem and the Author’s notes. He is such a charming man! 🙂
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LOL Lonely Author is half freight train, half lover, half clown. That doesn’t add up, does it?
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It’s okay. Lovers are never good at math. 🙂
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Lovers may not be good at math, but sometimes they multiply. lol You are up early. I really wish you get your beauty sleep. It works wonders on you.
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Gasp.. are you saying that I need it?? lol
yeah, when I work I have to be up early 🙂
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Quite the opposite. You are blessed with it.
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😀 thank you for agreeing with me lol
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Talent and beauty are your strengths.
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Reblogged this on KCJones.
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Thank you so much.
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Not too bad for the beginner. Like it! 🙂
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LOL Thanks
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sweet as honey 🙂 Thanks for sharing 🙂
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Thanks so muh
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Any time 🙂
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LOL. No, really. I laughed out loud. Loudly. The whole post was great.
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I am silly sometimes. Life and Mondays are hard. I try to start everyone off with a smile. Thanks for stopping by.
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Mom forgot the pill
Hormones refused to chill
This Haiku stuff isn’t for me but hey dude, you nailed it. mad creativity
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Hahaha. You were dong fine. lol.
Thanks so much.
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Great
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ha ha.. that was creative! 🙂
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Me being silly. Thanks for reading.
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ha ha.. creatively silly. 🙂
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That is me my friend. Creatively silly. Thanks for stopping by. Have a wonderful week.
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Haha.
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That’s deep… 🙂 Thank you for sharing!
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LOL Thanks for stopping by to read.
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Ha…ha… ha…:) But, don’t you think you’re a bit cynical?
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LOL It was meant as a joke. I always start the week with something humorous on Mondays. Thanks for stopping by to read.
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Hey! I know is a joke 🙂
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Oh, I know you know. Didn’t mean anything bad. Hope you are well. Have a wonderful weekend my friend.
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Yes, I am well. We make jokes, right. Between the bloggers 🙂
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Exactly. Life is too stressful. We have to stop and smile sometimes.
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You’re so right 🙂 Let’s smile right now! You and me in 3…2….1….now!
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Hahaha. You are so sweet and funny
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LOL!! Awesome haha
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Thanks for reading.
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Nice one.
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Hahaha. Thanks.
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😆
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Sorry, but I had to laugh. Being a mother… and now a grama…
Maybe you’d like to try a form I created? Here’s and example of a
Shadorma Summation:
Purely Divine
Sort of follows in the tradition of a haibun which is a prose travel-log type piece that can have more than one, but if only one; a concluding haiku.
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First, how did you link just the title like that? You created this form? And as for my haiku, well, I hope you get my warped sense of humor. I start every week with humor. An attempt to start everyone’s week with a smile. Thanks for reading my craziness.
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Our family is full of ‘It’ humor. That is!
I’ll send you and e-mail and an explanation. It will be easier that way.
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Thanks
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I had put (the) shadorma on the end of other poems. But I can’t seem to find the post where my friend and I actually named it a ‘Shadorma Summation’ it was for one of the MLMM prompts, maybe the Shadorma and Beyond prompt.
I like mixing short forms.
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Nice. You do it well.
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I updated your e-mail this morning 🙂
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Got it, Thanks so much.
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I’m starting to think haiku is being desecrated by those who don’t understand the purpose. (Not implying you, just making an observation)
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Mine was meant as a joke. I don’t write them seriously. There is some truth to what you say. Just following the breakdown of syllables doesn’t necessarily make a Haiku. For that reason I don’t do them. Thanks for stopping by to read.
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I truly didn’t mean yours. I can’t even begin to attempt a haiku & your writing is beyond mine.
I find the thoughts in my head hide now & never want to be found or written about 😏
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Don’t say that. I enjoy reading your posts. You write well. But I do agree with you about Haiku’s losing their meaning. Originally, they were meant to be soulful verses. Today’s version has been watered down by many. .Thanks for stopping by. You may like the poem I will post today. It comes from the heart.
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Of course I will. As I always do. You write with such a diverse mindset. It’s always delightful to read your thoughts, ideas and stories. I truly enjoy them. 🍃🌺
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Aw, you made me so happy. Thanks for saying that. You made my day.
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Hello, you used to write magnificent, but the last few posts have been kinda boring… I miss your tremendous writings. Past few posts are just a little out of track! come on!
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Odd that you would say that on this is a very old post. Thanks for reading.
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Wow! Thank you! I always needed to write on my blog something like that. Can I take a fragment of your post to my blog?
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Sure
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POOR MOM…AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE!
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LOL
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