Ah-ha.
You thought Lonely Author incapable of profound thoughts, didn’t you. Well, when these thoughts provoke my brain, I usually tilt my head and let them spill right back out.
Here you go Top Ten Musings from the Musingsmeister himself:
10. Why is it when you’re driving two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do?
9. People who live in glass houses must use a lot of Windex.
8. Do late payers in Prague say the Czech is in the mail?
7. Who determined slice bread was the best thing?
6. The early bird catches the worm is only important if you having cravings for worms.
5. When everything is going wrong for him, what law does Murphy blame?
4. Should anyone be surprised when a cannibal bites the hand that feeds him?
3. Does abscess make the Dentist grow fonder?
2. Wouldn’t it make more sense to read eulogies in a dead language (Latin) at all funerals?
1.The fool who runs before a car gets tired, the wise man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
Have a wonderful week.
Keep smiling.
Keep writing.
😉 Great post…
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LOL I don’t know about great my friend. Thanks for stopping by to read. Have a good one.
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I enjoyed it.. 😉
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Thanks for stoppng by to read. Have a good one.
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And who would say that a lonely author isn’t capable of profound thoughts? I would think a lonely author was the very definition of a profound thinker. Well, now I have some things to ponder for the day…my brain is already hurting.
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My ex wife. But she also said I have no heart and EKGs have proven her wrong. LOL Your brain is hurting from this? You kill me. Thanks for stopping by..
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Of course.
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Strip dancers in Prague do their medical Czech-ups once a month.
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OMG hahaha Good one. Thanks for stopping by to read. You have me in tears.
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You are SO Punny!! 🙂
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LOL You are Punny yourself. Thanks for stopping by. Hope you are well.
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I’m GREAT! You helped make me that way by starting off my day with a smile. Thanks for that. 😃
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My pleasure. You take care.
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If you screw with life you’ll go nuts
Getting hammered means your nailed
Just a few off the top of my head
I’m sure I have more but I’m in the middle of an art project
Catch you on the other side
Oh by the way i like 1&2
The Sheldon Perspective
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Sheldon, I love your replies. Those two ere my favorites. Thanks for stopping by to read.
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“1.The fool who runs before a car gets tired, the wise man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.”
best 1
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Thanks so much. That is my favorite. And thanks for reading.
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Now that is the way everyone should start a Monday!
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lol Thanks so much for saying that. Have a great week.
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Abcess makes the dentist grow richer, I think.
And people who live in glass houses must either have curtains everywhere or they’re very comfortable with their bodies (because at some point with the glass house & the no curtains, the neighbors WILL see them nude).
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Hahaha. You’re right about the dentists. And the people in glass houses never looked at it that way. lol Thanks fors topping by to read. I appreciate it. Have a great week.
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Actually three lefts make a right right 😛 . Funny one, thanks for sharing 😀 I love 9, 8, 6, 5, 4 and 1 too. Bravo my friend
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Thank you so much. Three lefts do make a right. lol Happy you enjoyed. You have a wonderful week. Waiting for your next post.
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Welcome. Not too sure about your three lefts making a right 😀
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LOL When you get a chance, stand up. Then make 3 lefts an you will be looking right (from your original position). Wink
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OK but that is with your own body given the flexibility and you’re actually pivoting left. If you are in a car it does not work 😀
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lol
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You could have guessed I was a woman just by the chat we had here, right 😀 ?
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lol Yeah
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Have a great week too. Ours started yesterday (our weekend starts on Friday)
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How interesting. I never knew that. Friday starts the week. Thanks for telling me that. I love to learn about different cultures.
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The whole of the Middle East is like that 🙂
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I didn’t know. Why is that, If I may ask. I know some start the week with Monday and others with Sunday.
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Well Friday is the day of prayer for Muslims so it is a day off and obviously they can’t have weeks of 4 days so Sunday was the choice of starting the week again. Very few countries which are Muslim choose not to start on Sunday
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Thanks for explaining that. So, your weekend is Friday and Saturday, right? How interesting. So, when I have wished people happy weeks or weekends on the wrong day, have I offended?
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No I don’t think so. They realise that the rest of the world works differently 😀
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Ok. That is good. Thanks for teaching me. You have a great day.
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Enjoy the day 🙂
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Three lefts are still wring…right LOL!!! Have a silly week Lonely!
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Hahaha. Crazy isn’t it? Thanks for stopping by to read. Have a wonderful week.
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(wrong)
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I can answer number 5. Murphy blames O’Toole. O’Toole thinks Murphy is an optimist.
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Bravo. You are right. lol Thanks for stopping by to read. I appreciate it. Have a wonderful week.
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I’ll have what you’re having. On second thought…Great post!
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LOL I am high on life. (And a coffee overdose). Thanks for stopping by to read. Have a wonderful week.
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Love it 😊 very creative – made me smile
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That is good. I succeeded.Thanks for reading.
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That was truly funny. The last one was a punny one 🙂
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lol Happy you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by to read. I appreciate it.
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Who determined sliced bread was the best thing? I will. LOL
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They always say the next best thing since slice bread. lol
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Your depth, just like sky knows no limits (although we are not sure about “space”). I applaud you for making me laugh. And I will let you ponder on: if all vegetarians ate veggies, what do humanitarians eat??
Enjoy your veggies! 😀
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OMG Oh, you started early on this Monday. Hey, if alcohol makes you an alcoholic. Does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
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Hahahaha 😀 yes, early enough!
Oh yeah? Well so, if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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From this moron yes. lol Oh you are on a roll today.
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LOL yes, I am. The math teacher that I share my classroom with was explaining binomials/ and monomials and asked if there was any question. So I said: do momonials spend the rest of their days hungry? 😀 lol a certified dork! 😀
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LOL It’s early afternoon here. And you just gave me a headache. Forgot all about the nomial family.
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🙂 Okay, here is an aspirin! 😀
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Too funny Dajena.
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😀
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Reblogged this on Livedinitaly's Blog and commented:
Yes!
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Thanks for the rblog. I appreciate it.
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🙂 🙂 🙂 Profound, indeed!!!! 😉
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LOL Thanks for stopping by. Have a great week.
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Re: 8. http://www.shiner.com Spoetzel Brewery Shiner Texas
This part of Texas has a strong German / Czech heritage and population.
Seen on billboard …
“Our beer passes through dozens of quality Czechs”
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Haha. That is so funny. It is great to see peoplke have a sense of humor. Love it. Thanks so much for contributing to the post.
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Thanks to you I now have deep issues to ponder when I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep!
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LOL. You have enough on your plate with Eating Bull without worrying about my nonsense. Best of luck Carrie.
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Thank you. But your questions may get my mind off all my stewing about book promotion. 😉
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Good. Your posts educate me.Always happy to find the emails advising me of your posts. Have a good one.
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Aw, thank you. Have a good one yourself.
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🙂 lol
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Thanks for stopping by. Have a good one.
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Love. Love. Love. This! 😃
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Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by to read. I hope you have a wonderful week. Keep wreiting. I want to read more.
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Thanks for stopping by to read. I hope you have a wonderful week.
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That’s awesome!
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Thanks so much. And thanks for stopping by to read. Have a wonderful week.
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You too!
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Absolutely hilarious. All writers need to include these writing interventions to bring levity to our lives. Laughing is wonderful medicine for the soul. Thank you for sharing these clever thoughts. They were wonderful! 😀
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Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for taking the time out to read.
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2 and 4 are my favorites. Here another one: Do not argue with a fool because he get you to his level and beat you with experience. 🙂
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Haha I like that one. Thanks for stopping by.
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Always 🙂
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very profound tongue-in-cheeking observations!
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Yeah, lol. Thanks for stopping by to read. I appreciate it. Have a great week.
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Excellent questions and post. 🙂
9. People who live in glass houses must use a lot of Windex.
I don’t want to think of why anyone would live in a glass house.
Don’t they know about exposing themselves during the hours of sex and breakfast?
hahaha!!!
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Maybe they’re exhibionists. lol
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I thought about that too. What about if the guy is masturbating or taking a shit? hahahaha!!! Would he or she mind if they’re exhibitionists.?
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I think not. An exhibionist wants to show off. Thought provoking thoughts from two profound men, huh?
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Indeed. 🙂
P.S I posted a new poem. Go, read it. I think you’ll like this one. 🙂
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I will be there.
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No. 6 I was amused, No.4, I was thoughtful and No.3 got me laughing, lol, this post was amazing 🙂 Abscess is directly proportional to (bread and butter for us), just Kidding.
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You would appreciate number three wouldn’t you? lol Thanks for stopping by to read. Have a great one.
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you are welcome 🙂
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These are great 😊 Latin at funerals… Lol
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LOL Happy you enjoyed
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Here’s a couple you can add to that:
Where does a zombie work? In the dead letter office, of course.
If you’re invited over for a bite or to have potluck, you can pretty well assume that you’re going to be lunch.
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LOL Very good. Thanks for sthe contributions.
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Ha ha ha. Are you procrastinating?
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LOL Why the question?
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Just because the fun musing is the kind of thing I do when I’m supposed to be doing something else. 🙂
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Ah, understood. Yeah, I guess I have been lazy. Christmas shopping has also disrupted my writing schedule.
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Very amusing! I’m still smiling 😃
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Thanks for stopping by to read.
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LOL, good humour 🙂
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Thanks for stopping by. I hope you are well.
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Oh dear…get back to your sexy stuff, That’s your forte. 🙂
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Hahaha. Thanks
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Oh such wit! LOL
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Thanks. And thanks for stopping by. Have a good one.
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ouch! Sorry I haven’t been around, I couldn’t help it I had family problems to take care of.
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That is cool. Hope you are well. And I hope all is well with your friends and family. So, this means I will be reading more of your work soon. Yay.
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Lmbo. Didn’t see these coming. Good one! 😃😅😁
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Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by. You have a wonderful evening.
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Thank you so much. It’s 1:16am here in Nigeria. But I will have a wonderful night. And I wish you a beautiful one too.
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Smiling. Good. Thanks for stopping by. Get some rest.
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Funny and quirky, similar to the “praise for the lonely author blog” post” that you put up a while back, and equally entertaining.
Just a question – why the ape in the post? As also your picture? Any connection between the ape and being lonely?
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No, now at all. You made me smile with your question. I just decided on a writing chimp.
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We all have our little secrets. Maybe this is yours. Ha ha.
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Yeah haha
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And this is why I didn’t write any queries today.
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Hahaha. Same with me. Good luck with that process. I know how challenging it can be. I will get back to my queries laer on today.
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Haha!! 😀
I certainly don’t doubt your cognitive abilities anymore! Thanks for sharing.
Have a great weekend!
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Hahaha. Thanks for reading it.
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Very good!
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Thank you for reading
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