Lonely Author’s Secret Admirer Goes Bananas


Yes, people I have to let the truth be known; because I want the world to know. I can no longer contain this secrecy. Β Lonely Author has a secret admirer.

Yes, someone has fallen for this charming Chimp and I have incriminating evidence.

Today, I have over 165 views. All from ONE dedicated follower. Yes ONE follower. In my brief blogging history, I have only made 82 posts, but my secret admirer has read each and every one of them twice today. And she has liked my 82 posts 87 times.

Is that dedicaton or what?

To my devoted ONE follower I say…I am flattered, honored, and well… surprised that anyone would go that apeshit over me.

Arrivederci, my love.




242 thoughts on “Lonely Author’s Secret Admirer Goes Bananas

  1. This happens periodically to me and it is the greatest honor. The women that I know who have done this have become some of my closest friends and sometimes more. You should be flattered

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                1. Hmmm. Not sure if you really meant that? I like to think I am down to Earth. I have as many insecurities (especially about my writing) as the next chimp. If I ever sell my books & movies; I will be the same dumb jerk I am today. Chimp’s honor.

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                    1. Little people?? Leslie, you have me rolling on the floor. Seriously, I have met so many wondeful and supportive people here in Blogville. I have a list of people I want to meet. Of course, you my friend are one of them. If I ever have success, I owe you an autographed first edition copy. I am a man of my word.

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  2. congratulations on your 87 likes πŸ˜€ and so many views. plot twist: you found out your secret admirer was a guy! anyways πŸ˜€ laughing hard on the meme!! Thanks.

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      1. Your stats don’t take into account the number of people who actually read you from the reader direct without going to your blog or opening even the reader version. They still can like the post. Typically this would happen with those writing Haiku for example. You don’t need to go to the actual website because the reader gives you the full Haiku. For those who are not in the blogworld, they come to you using your page indicator so WP stats will show you just one while loads of people from blogville could have been looking at your posts and liking them from the reader notifier. Heck some could even have read your writing from their email as they could have your blog posts delivered to them by email so they will still pass by and like your post from the reader notifier and will not figure in the viewing stats but will figure in the liking stats. Odd no?

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  3. I don’t wanna rain on your Stalker Parade or anything, but I do sometimes suspect that the WordPress statistics are not quite correct.. for instance, I reacted the other day, when I had several “likes” on posts from various people, yet, stats showed I’d only had one visitor that day.. so that didn’t really seem correct. I also got the thing the other day with like 63 views but only one “visitor” in stats.. anyway, either the stats are wrong, or I have a stalker too.. πŸ˜‚

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      1. Nah, don’t listen to me, I don’t know shit. It might still be a stalker.. And if not, do not despair, I’ll be your… well, not stalker, I’m not that craycray 😁 (Besides, I have a job to manage, I don’t have time for stalking πŸ˜‰)… but I will be a dedicated follower. And that’s not too bad either, I’d say πŸ™‹

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          1. Oh thank you! Maybe you already are stalking me? I think I’ve seen you creeping around my blog… late at night.. peeking in through the windows.. Nah, don’t stalk me, I know karate and stuff.πŸ™ But I really love your blog, so any friendly/normal contacts are welcome. (Oh shit, now I may he have just upset your Stalker with my comment, now she’ll go Crazy Jealous Ninja stalking my blog!) πŸ˜‰ Hugs.

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      1. Yes dr. Meg, I think that could be part of the reason… but it does seem a bit unlikely that it accounts for a really high number of views, and still only one visitor..that would mean that most WordPress blog readers are too lazy too actually visit the blogs…or that I have a really boring blog that no one bothers to visit… oh no! Haha 😁

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  4. Hey! Exactly the same happened to me today. You think it’s the same person? :)) I thought it was Santa Claus, because I’ve had views from over 20 countries and only he can fly so fast from one place to another :))

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  5. So even if you’ve established that it was a WP glitch, wasn’t it a great feeling to have, the rush in your veins, even just for a few moments, to know that you have a very dedicated, staunch admirer? Forget the fact that the discussion here evolved to that person being a stalker πŸ˜€

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    1. Haha Yeah, I was getting a swelled head wondering who this dedicated admirer could be. I mean, she read every post two times. But another person on this post said she experienced the same, and her follower was viewing her stuff from all around the world. Kind of deflated my ego. Smiling

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  6. This is too funny!! I noticed some of your commenters suggested your secret admirer could perhaps be male which got me to thinking. This happened to me back in December and at first I was all excited having seen a spike in my numbers but then I got irritated that it was one individual.

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          1. Why are you smiling,dear dew!!here is no option for reply on secret admirer.i think -she can be your Allie.most lovely and sweet poem,dear dew🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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      1. Yes.it really happened,my innocent friend dear dew!!may be she may meet you on the curve of road of your life.you are blessed person🌷🌷🌷probably your secret admire is searching the way for reaching to you.you should go again at that place.eventually your that admirer could meet you there.🌺🌺🌺🌺🌹🌹🌹🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

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              1. Oh.so sad.a secret admire is a character of a mysterious story .hey dew!! You can write an amazing story or screen play on this topic.here ,in almost 1960 A.D. a movie had released”vo kaun thi”(who is she),based on a soul of a woman who died in train excident.at last all secret has opened that real woman was imprisoned by some selfish type bad persons and wandering soul was not real soul whom purpose was only to disturb and horrify to he Hero because of this he ran away and she could be owner his all properties .but at last she failed to achieve to get her target and real beloved suddenly presented and told all things to Hero whatever happened with her .can you write on any story about your secret admirer?plz reply.


              2. Hey dew.hope you are fine and happy in Domnican Republic.your palm trees are dancing after seeing you.love your palm trees.Say my blessed love to your lovely daughter LILYπŸ’–


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