Staying with the love theme, Lonely Author wants to share a little of his Cupidities.
Due to the overwhelming enrollment for the Fall Marriage classes, there have been some new courses added to the Spring semester. Ladies here is your chance to mold your future or current groom to your liking.
In case you missed it, here is the link to the original courses:
More Top Ten Spring Courses For Men
If you Want A Happy Marriage
Garbage
It Doesn’t Throw Itself Out
Slideshow and discussion
Monogamy
Yes, it can be done.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions, Full Lobotomies, & Male Chastity Belts offered.
The Stove/Oven
What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration
Toe Nail Clippings
Where they go and where they don’t
Open Forum
Overcoming Your Fears
Baby’s Diaper: They Don’t Change Themselves
Step by Step Slide Presentation
Futurama
The modern technology behind the Washer & Dryer
Live Demonstrations
Your Other Mother
After your wife, your next mother. Mother-In-Laws are people too
Role Play
Sweat socks
No, it’s not male lingerie
Open discussion
Health Watch Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes
Miracles Do Happen
True Confessions of Maturity
Hotlines and Support Groups
Have a wonderful week.
Keep smiling.
Keep writing.
I have another one: Nesting: Why it equals happiness to your wife, and why relocating every few months does not. 🙂
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LOL I went throught the relocating thing. Just awful. Thanks for the copntribution. haha
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Oh this one is a definite keeper. A been there, did that for me. 🌵
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Hahaha Happy that you enjoyed my crazy post. Thanks for reading it.
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Thanks for offering this smile in my morning work hours. 😄
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Smiling. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by.
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Hilarious as usual. I’d like to eavesdrop on those lessons and watch those male reactions, must be worth it really if there were such sessions. Popcorn and juice a must 😀
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Hahaha My spouse would definitely enroll me in the Garbage course. Glad you enjoyed.
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😀
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Funny as always!
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Smiling. Thank you for stopping by to read and comment.
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Thanks to you too for such funny, tickling posts. 🙂
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Smiling. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by.
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Thanks to you for such funny and tickling posts. God bless. 🙂
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Thanks
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Super way to ‘Start the Week’…..Keep her Ladyship happy and all shall be well. 😉
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Hahaha She wants to enroll me in the Garbage course. I always forget. Have a great week.
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She clearly knows how to get the best out of you…. 😉
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LOL
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You have a great sense of humor! Very funny and yet warm and helpful. Thank you!
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Laughing. My wife enrolled me in the Garbage course. Seems I always forget. Glad you enjoyed. Have a wonderful week.
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You too. Enjoy the snow ( we had 2 feet!)
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Oh, the sidewalk outside is frightful. lol I stocked up the fridge, cracked open a bottle of wine, and sang, let it snow. (Sang it very badly). Have a good one. lol
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🐣
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Hilarious! D passed the Futurama course quite a long time ago but these gadgets have clearly changed, perhaps he could audit today’s offering 😝
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Yeah, another one of my weaknesses. Don’t know why but I never liked doing laundry. Yuk. Glad you enjoyed.
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Well it works out because being the freak I am, I happen to love doing it. Favorite way to listen to music and just be. Have a great day.
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That is how I get by. Music was made for housework. Thanks and have a wonderful day.
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Perfect way to start a Monday. Thank you for the laughs and smile Andrew. Have a great week.
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Perfect way to start a Monday. Thanks for the laughs and smile Andrew. Have a great week..
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I’d be a little worried about applying for such a course. It seems a little advanced for me.
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Love them all, accompanied by “Dear Future Husband” by Meghan Train or!
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Good ones.
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Hey, thanks. How have you been?
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Good. 🙂
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I think you could possibly use my story as a positive representation of why taking out the garbage won’t kill you. 😉
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I love that story. Something smiliar happened to me once. Damn that was a good story.
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It was written just for you. 🙂
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It is early Monday morning to encourage my perverted imagination.
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I want to encourage your perverted imagination every second of every day. There is NEVER a bad time, only slightly inappropriate situations. 🙂
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LOL So true.
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I think my hubby would like to sign me up for the Futurama course. Laundry seems to be my downfall! Hilarious as usual! Have a great day!
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Haha Thanks. Laundry is mine. I hate it. And folding UGH. You have a good day as well.
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A follow-up to the sweat sock thing…gentlemen, your black dress socks are also not male lingerie. Please remove any and all socks if and when you want US to remove our clothing.
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EXACTLY. You know what I almost posted, don’t expect your lady to look like a Victoria’s Secret model if you’re not a male model yourself.
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Here in the South, we have this saying: (and it may be universal) If Mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy. 🙂
One thing that irks me–wives become surrogate mothers to their husbands after marriage. Why can’t men take care of themselves????? Does putting on that wedding ring suck away their intelligence?????
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WAIT ONE DAMN MINUTE. Another Southern Belle??? God’s gift to man. SHIT They are everywhere except near me. Damn. Yeah, what is with men and maturity? And this latest video game playing generation is the worst. Need to keep Mama Happy!!!
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You didn’t know I’m a Southerner? I’m as freakin’ Southerner as one can get, awfully close (maybe am) to being the proverbial hillbilly.
Ah, the generation thing. 🙂 Between marriages (and to be honest, during also) I’ve gotten the come-on from younger guys. A couple of years difference in age is no big deal, but when you get past ten or so, not good for a long-term relationship. At work, I had this supervisor–about 15 years my junior–who let me know he’s interested. I recently took early retirement, and he told me to please keep in touch. (He knows the state of my husband’s health.) I wonder what he wants? lol
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LOL I don’t think you mentioned it before. A Southern Belle. Fascinating. I am working on a post dedicated to Southern Belles
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Well, I really don’t consider myself one. I grew up on a farm/ranch in the Ozark/Boston Mountains area, and until about 15 years ago–when I married my second husband-continued to live in that vicinity. I have more in common with The Beverly Hillbillies than your typical southern belle. lol
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You always manage to put a smile on my face =)
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Smiling. Thanks for saying that
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I love this:
Monogamy
Yes, it can be done.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions, Full Lobotomies, & Male Chastity Belts offered.
I’ll go with shock therapy… it’ll give me a good face-lift to looking 20 times younger than ever before. 🙂 hahahah!!!
I love this so much. 🙂
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LOL LOL Thanks for reading. Glad you enjoyed.
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🙂 oh! I did very much. 🙂
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No, Ron Jeremys here
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I’m forwarding this to my husband now (and maybe to some of wives I know too).
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LOL I hope it helps, Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for reading. To some wives??? lol
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A wonderful Monday read as always. Smiles
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Happy to entertain you my friend.
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OMG, I am signing up my hubby – he’s been around for a long, long time, but he needs a refresher course. Course, I have to stop laughing long enough to fill out his application, my hands are shaking too much to write straight, but expect it soon. And, thanks, cute Chimp.
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Hahaha. Your response has me shaking. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading.
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LOL!!!
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Thanks for reading and thanks for the retweet. Much appreciated.
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My pleasure. I ffigure that if I like it enough to ‘like’ I like it enough to share…:)
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Smiling. Thank you very much.
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After I read your post I will surely have a beautiful week :))
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Aw, that is so sweet of you to say. Thank you.
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🙂
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Funny man you are💁🏻 How about the damn TOILET PAPER ROLL😡
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Oh, that was on the previous post. Toilet Paper Rolls -They don’t change themselves. lol Glad you enjoyed.
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I missed that one😁 Nope, they sure don’t!!
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Hilarious! My husband has taken some of these courses and now has a Master’s degree in “husbandry”. Of course, I had to take one called “Why It’s OK To Not Share Your Every Thought”…
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Laughing. Glad you enjoyed. I had to do the Garbage course several times. Always forget to take it out. lol Thanks for reading.
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This is funny—butunfortunately true!
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LOL Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for reading.
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Ha! LOVE this!
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Smiling. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for stopping by to read.
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Can’t wait to enroll! Please send a confirmation email proving I enrolled so my wife will talk to me again. 😀 Can’t get enough of classic Lonely Author humor!! (LOL)
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LOL THa\\hank you so much my friend. I keep taking the Garbage course, but I can’t seem to remember to throw it out.
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A summer camp for them would be nice sometimes. 🙂 Loved this! 😀
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You have me in tears. Never thought of a summer camp. Thanks for reading my craziness.
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When I planned to go away for a 10-day vacation, I had to literally TEACH my man how to wash his own clothes. He apparently hadn’t done it once before in his life. Also, apparently during the time I was away, my sister-in-law visited him to see him surrounded by filth, agonizing about how he was going to get this mess clean before I got home. But he did a good job at it!
It’s good to be needed, sometimes.
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Honestly, my Ex taught me a lot of that stuff. Perhaps that was part of her chosing to be an Ex. Parents worry about preparing their children for life, but we rarely teach them how to be a spouse. Question. Your last word, sometimes. You meant sometimes? Thanks for reading.
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Haha, yes, sometimes. A lot of the time I feel like I’m being stretched thin, because often my time goes to serving him and the house and there’s little left for me, so I guess it means whenever it comes with appreciation. Yesterday, my fiance brought me home roses as thanks for doing the dishes (which I always do anyway). At those times it’s good to be needed.
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Love your honesty. Sorry, to go off subject, how often fo you post?
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I try twice a week, but it’s at least once. Love your posts on relationships
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Smiling. Thank you. Sometimes, making fun oof ourselves and relationships, can help us cope with problems.
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Ha HA Ha! The list of life…!
Happy wife, happy life…!
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LOL I live by this rule. Happy wife. Live with less strife. Thanks for reading.
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😉
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Reblogged this on Ancien Hippie.
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Laughing. Thank you so much for the reblog. I appreciate it.
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I can’t stop laughing these are great! Is this course offered online? 😉 You should also add the famous leaving the toilet seat up part… many men are suffering from this 😀
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No, no online course. The men would be to tempted to switch to porn. lol Oh, yeah, I used to suffer from the toilet seat syndrome. Thanks for stopping by. Laughing.
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Hahahahahaha….. good point 😉 Good to see you have rehabilitated yourself 🙂
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Hahaha I am honest!!!
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Yes you are 😀
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lol
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Thank you so much for your support.
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What can I say? I think my hubby’s been to these classes! He likes to think I’m more of the drill sergeant. Ha ha ha!
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LOL Drill Sergeant.
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Oh this made me smile 😀
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We need to be able to laugh at ourselves. I am guilty of forgetting the garbage all the time.
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Oh I agree – silliness is the best 😅
And hey if all you forget is the trash
Then you are ahead of the game..
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Thank you. I do half the housework while I blog and create. I don’t think she has many complaints.
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I’m sure she is smiling ❤️
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She isn’t complaining. That I can assure you.
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This is great!
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Glad you enjoyed it. Thank yuo so muich for stopping by to read.
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Reblogged this on Ace Sales & Authors News and commented:
Monkey business this marriage thing tried it found like you she preferred the dogs not me and she wanted the monkey – lol great post Andrew
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LOL Thanks for saying that. And thanks for the reblog. Much appreciate Ian.
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There’s a reason Lonely Author is not Lone in Love and it’s printed right here. This is hilarious, my friend. I love these courses and will recommend them to all my married friends 😀
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Haha Thanks for reading my craziness.
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You are welcome, my friend… I love the craziness!
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Lol!! Alright signed up😜
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LOL
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wow . u r a funny guy .be happy n keep ur friends as smiling n laughing.
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THank you. I try to.
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u do not need to try being funny n happy guy coz these virus is being automatically in ur veins.lol.vaah.ha ha ha.
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lol
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Hey funny guy !! if ur wife is not jealous to me plz send daily a funny n valuable comment.ĺ m being as a fan of u coz ur secret admirer goes bananss.i have lost it in ur blog n my life.u know dt i fall in love of my secret admirer.
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haha I am happy to make you laugh
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Welcome for my happieness.
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most valuable suggestions for men about enjoying marrige.lol.ha ha ha.
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lol
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vaah kya baat he.u r funny n i too.zindadili isi ka naam he.
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What does that mean?
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Begning lines meaning is very good.
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ok i understand
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Welcome.wow.dis is good n lucky chance,when i m remembering u then u r busy to write me comments.u r nice friend.
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thank you
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Thanks for the smile. Loving your blog and looking forward to reading more and getting to know you. Cheers from Australia.
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Happy to make you smile. We will get to know one another better. Australia? Cheers from New York City.
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I’ve never been to New York. Always wanted to go. I’ll look forward to reading even more. 🙂
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Thanks
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So funny. Enjoyed very much.
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Thanks for reading this.
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I was smiling through this entire post! Very well put. 😀
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Happy you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading.
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How did I miss this? Can I still sign up for the stove/oven. Sigh.
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Lol
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Nice…..hehehehehe…..
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Thank for reading. Happy to make you laugh.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
OH—WHY NOT?
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