Woman grimaces, “Oh, you’re an Aries.” Born on April 8, my sign appears to have plenty of negative baggage.
But let’s take a closer look at what I found on the internet.
Aries, the Lover
Aries exudes masculinity & sex appeal. He’s master of sexual banter & can even out-flirt a Gemini. Aries is a fire sign and is quite passionate about life, especially when it comes to love.
Don’t know about the exuding stuff. It’s more like sexual banter and passion for life ooze from me like jelly from a donut.
Are You Compatible with Aries?
Your Aries lover isn’t like any other lover you ever had. If you’re in a relationship, you are basking in the love fest only Aries can give.
If you’ve never dated an Aries, you’re in for a big happy surprise. This is one man who knows how to woo you. If there were a school for men to attend to learn how to flirt and how to give a simple look that will thrill a potential partner, it would be created and run by an Aries.
Reading this crap, I ask myself why women were never impressed by the sign and my monkey charm. This is the second time they mention flirting.
Get Ready, Set, Flirt!
If it has been a while since you flirted, you better brush up on your eye fluttering skills. Aries is the master of charm and flirtation. The Aries lover delights in the electricity that sparks between him and his object of desire, and sparks will fly. It isn’t just the words that he whispers; it’s the way Aries says them with a devilish glint in his eyes and the lopsided grin.
Yeah, don’t know if you noticed, NOTORIOUS FLIRTER HERE. Okay, guilty as charged. I love electricity and banter.
Confidence Is Sexy
One of the sexiest traits of an Aries lover is his self-confidence. This is a natural part of his personality and not anything he’s even aware of having. He isn’t arrogant, just self-aware and self-assured.
Reading all of this crap you would think I could get along with anyone.
My best matches? Gemini, Leo, and Sagittarius.
Well, excluding short term girlfriends, dates, one night stands, and sexual buddies; the major two Ex’s in my life were both Sagittarius.
Worst signs for me? Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus.
Wife?? Same birthday April 8. She is a worse flirter than I am and we do butt heads from time to time.