The Spy Who Loves You
I sauntered into the royal casino so grand
me a tuxedo chimp so suave and debonair
prepared for a night of dangerous espionage
cause scoundrels were lurking everywhere
I studied the environment to make my move
my instincts led me to the only seat untaken
burly Bartender asked “what’s your poison?”
I smiled, “Chocolate milk stirred not shaken”
a sexy lady crossed long legs that led to paradise
“My name is Sugar Ann Spice and I’m feeling blue”
I flashed a smart smile, “Author, Lonely Author
tonight, lucky lady I’ll be the spy who loves you”
With a wink I suggested a game of naked Twister
would she be interested in taking an odd chance
she admired a roll of silver dollars in my pocket
and dared to ask if that was a gun in my pants
Oh what a painful double cross for Chimpy me
how could this super spy Chimp possibly know?
he imagined wild passions with Sugar Ann Spice
instead this sexy siren turned out to be Dr. No
Warning to my friends: There are many things I share with my wife Allie. This Friday April 8th we celebrate our birthdays. This week the Chimp will be borderline giddy. You can expect to find silly comments on your blogs throughout the week.
Photo from Google Images
The Lonely Author 
Happy upcoming birthdays, fellow Aries folks!
😀
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You both share a birthday with one of my favourite MLB pitchers… “King” Felix Hernandez!
Party hearty!
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On old favorite ballplayer of mine also had the same birthday Catfish Hunter. Thanks.
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Thank you so much. Oh, another Aries. Our house becomes a challenge with two Rams going at it. Thanks and be well.
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Naked Twister? Wow, betcha that gun of yours will be unloaded quickly 😃. Lol. Happy Birthday to two very sexy people if I miss it on the 8th❤️
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Laughing so hard. Thank you so much from the two of us. Hey, you haven’t written anyhting else?
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Haha I’m traveling. Was in CT for a week. Now in Tx. Seeing family. Thanks for paying attention. Should have something late tonight. Just snuck back to tell you I love your work. 💋
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Thank you for saying that. Have a safe trip home.
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Happy birthday to Andrew and Allie!!
~~ * °•°•°* ~~ confetti and bubbles, with my cell phone xo
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Thank you. We are having a little part with my daughter and friends. Two cakes of course. Thanks.
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That was deliciously hysterical . Wish you and yours a very happy birthday
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Laughing. Glad you enjoyed it. I was fuilfilling my James Bond freams. Thanks for the birthday wishes and for reading. Have a great day.
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Thanks for linking my crazy poem to your page. I appreciate it. Be well.
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happy birthday….waiting for silly comments 🙂
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Hahaha Thanks for reading.
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Happy birthday to you dear Chimp and Allie. Now that was a fun read my chimpy spy 😊
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Haha Thanks for reading it. Glad you enjoyed it.
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It’s my pleasure indeed 🙂
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Happy early bday! Aries power!!
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Yes Aries power. Thank you. Great to hear from you. Hope you are well.
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Ohh! I just realized it is your birthday too! Happy BIRTHDAY!! I beat you by one day 😉
love and blessings!
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Haha Allie and I share a birthday. And it was great. We had guests dropping in ALL day long. There were plenty of surprises for me and her. Happy belated birthday. Sorry, I missed that. Thank you for all your kind words.
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Sounds like a magical and perfect night for both! Wonderful!!
Please do have a beautiful weekend!
🙂
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Thank you. It was a great day full of surprises and turned into a weekend thing. Thank you.
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Happy to hear! 🙂
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Happy birthday Andrew
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Thank you Sheldon.
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Hey Andrew
Do You need a seeing eye chimp now?
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Why? What did I miss?
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It’s not what you missed it’s that you can’t see
Like a seeing eye dog
Ha ha
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John, I forgot all about this poem
Thank you.
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“Our birthdays”.. were both you born on the same day??
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Yes. Wasn’t that such a coincidence.
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True. It is exciting 🙃
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