In A Flash
Flash was born premature.
Now, he suffers a sad plight
he hoped would never last.
No matter how much he fights
to control himself, he always
finishes everything too fast.
He went to the movies on a date.
When an actress screamed fire
he steamed out like a percolator.
Now he is the loneliest guy in town.
Cause all the single girls realize
Flash is a premature evacuator.
Keep smiling. Keep writing.