Yes, there was Lonely Author on his best behavior (well as best as it could be) minding his own business, when he suddenly discovered something disturbing. HUNDREDS OF UNANSWERED COMMENTS.
First, the Chimp would like to assure everyone he would never ignore anyone’s comments. Even negative comments would prompt some kind of Chimpism.
Today, my cell phone and WP dashboard have HUNDREDS of unanswered comments that weren’t there last night when I slipped into my sexiest Batman pajamas (yeah the one that has that convenient flap in the back). I was certain I had already answered some of these comments. Others appeared before my eyes for the very first time.
Over the next couple of days, the Chimp will try to clean this up. Sorry, for the delay in any responses.
If you receive a reply to a message I already responded to, well, think of it as a duplicate treat. Hey, I couldn’t think of a better person to deja vu with???
Thank you for understanding.
I am the Lonely Author and I endorse this message.
Dear Lonely, the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago ! My comments weren’t showing up and then suddenly a monsoon ! A WP glitch no doubt. Have a wonderful evening. No pressure!
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Sigh. Sorry, that happened to you. It is disheartening. Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin. It really bothers me that someone may have felt ignored. I will have a busy weekend. Thanks for stopping by.
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my pleasure!
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Oh don’t worry, I am sure all your readers know you have a gentleman’s/Batman’s behavior. 🙂 That is, you are gentle and kind and show up in our hour of need and when we least expect it. 😊💙
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LOL Oh, S. Thank you for this wonderful comment. You made me laugh.
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😎😸⚘
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xoxo Good weekend Lady S.
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Have Fun! 😳
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UGH xoxo
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Love your posts! And that picture is damn funny!!! 😂😂😂
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LOL Thank you for saying that. That is a pretty damn nice photo of me.
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Weird. Ghost in the machine.
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More like a WordPress glitch. Ugh
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I’m always in someone’s spam!
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Not it’s not even Spam. All these messages suddenly appeared in my cell phone and dashboard. Nothing in Spam. Ugh
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That’s a pain. Sometimes WP is so wonky and inconsistent. I feel for you. 🙂
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Yeah, it is. Well, time to stop pulling hairs out of my skull and start answering messages. Thank you.
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WordPress has been screwing around with a lot these days, not sure what they’re doing. I hope everything settles down for you. Relax…have a banana 🙂
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Hahaha Wise words from a Moon Child. Thanks.
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😀
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This has been happening to me since last summer
I had to teach myself how to go and look for stuff
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Oh God, don’t say that. I checked my phone and dashboard a few days ago and they were empty. Then, suddenly BAM. Thanks for stopping by.
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There’s this little icon when you are posting that a bell with an orange dot in it
If you click it
You can see all your comments
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OK. Thank you so much. I will check it out.
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Ha, love the photo.
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LOL
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so it’s not the batman jammies with the feet? 😉 I think you answered all of mine. Maybe your account’s buggy? Or extra-dimensional beings are messaging you because they received a sign that you’re their chimps’ messiah? Do let me know if you have received such communications! 🙂
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hahaha No, I don’t have those jammies. Yeah, things are buggy here. I could use some help from the Queen Of All Trees. lol
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I’ve got the king of AIs on the line, will he do? 😉
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lol
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Well if you weren’t so busy trying to get a glimpse down her shirt, you could respond to your comments. Yeah we know what’s more important. Ah.. I am only kidding. You’re always sincere in responding to your readers. Smiles.
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Hahaha Ah, but the Chimp has a one track mind. Well, bless my heart; boys will be boys. Thank you for saying that. I am sincere in that I wouldn’t want to ignore anyone. Thanks Scarlett.
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Smiles. You’re most welcome my friend.
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Well, that explains it–thanks 🙂
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LOL Explains what? The photo explains what I was doing?
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I had left a comment re what seemed to be an absence or uncharacteristic ‘distance’ in your communications…tried to be humorous about it, which usually elicits a fun response from you…but nada was forthcoming. So I let it go–and then your post appeared with the general explanation 🙂 The photo is cute.
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LOL NO, there are so many comments in here it is taking quite a bit of time. I am suyre I will run across your comments. Please don’t read anything in the delay. I am swamped.
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No worries, friend Drew–take your time…’course, you realize by the time you respond I’ll have complete amnesia as to what I said/was thinking at the time! So I’m guessing it will get even more amusing… 🙂 🙂
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LOL We we can go to the nursing home together and read your poetry together.
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Nursing home–eek! Though if you did show up for a visit, I suspect I’d know you right away…more than lapsed familial entities 🙂
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LOL I would be the old geezer wooing all the old ladies.
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Yes, I thought as much–wooing with your poetry, you’d have them swooning in their wheel chairs 🙂
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Ah ah ah. None could think of a better chimp to be déjà vu with lol
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LOL Thanks for saying that. I am going to start ansewring comment today. Some that are old and ignored and others that perhaps have already been answered. lol Thanks
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Welcome. Enjoy
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Just like the French saying goes: two beatings are bad for you, two sweet comments from Andrew are like yummy candy actually 😀
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LOL The French say that? Thanks for the encouragemnt. If I find any of your comments, I may answer them thrice. lol
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Always answer comments
If you do I’ll answer yours
And if you never read my posts
Expect hear some slamming doors.
Communing is a two way street
A nodding of the heads
A raising of an old man’s hat
A tumbling into beds.
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Exactly. I always answer every comment, even if I don;t like it. But there seems to be a glitch with WordPress and hundreds of messages just dropped into my dashboard. I will be answering them today. I will drop by your blog a little later today. Thanks and have a great weekend.
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What a pain
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Yes, it is. I am about to start answering them. Ugh. Have a great weekend Derrick.
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Cheers, Batman! 😉
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LOL
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Can’t wait to fet an additional response from you. I’m sure it won’t be duplicate. : )
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Have some of your comments gone unanswered? I assure you I would never purposely do that. Thank you for letting me know.
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True giggles.
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LOL
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Happened to me to. Don’t worry to much. As long as people know, I am sure they will understand. Have a great weekend.
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Thank you for your kind support. Have a wonderful weekend.
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Good things bt it is deja me not deza vu.yeah, u r a lovely lonly auther like a stubborn who always drenches d flowers as dew of dawn.is it right ?
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Yes, it is. Thank you so much. How are you?
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Well, hope u all r well n happy.
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Happy. Thanks God. Bless you my friend.
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Happy world family day.
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Thank you. Happy world family day.
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Welcome.dear dew.now i have come back on my blog.
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Yes
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Yeah.okay.
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Yes i will look for your post phoenix
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Okay.thanks dew.
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Sometimes WP fails. We know that, my friend. If you remember, I had the problem with all my comments which disappeared in the Spam Box or in ether :)) So, stay cool!
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Yes, you did. Thanks for the kind words of support.
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Always for my friends 🙂
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Sounds like another of those annoying WP problems that crop up from time to time. I hope you get it sorted out soon. 🙂
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THanks. Slowly replying to all of them. I imgfaine some will end up being second replies. Thanks you.
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Sounds like a bit of an epic task. Good luck! 🙂
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Make sure to look at you spam box too! I found it riddled with comments among the junk not too long ago! Freaked me out!
Technology is a fickle b**ch, I think she enjoys these hide and seek games with us just to keep us guessing!
Don’t stess out to much, it seems we all understand and have been there. (But damn, get us our replies already slacker! 😉 lol )
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I agree. Oh, I can’t stress these things. WordPress would drive me crazy if I allowed that to happen. Thank you for stopping by..
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Awww
It happens my friend 😊
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I have been answering these comments little by little. WordPress and their glitches are going to drive me crazy.
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😂😂😂😂
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Laughing oh so hard… and here’s one more comment to respond too! Even if it’s just ticking the “like” star. 🙂
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LOL I am answering this one from my dashboard, so I can’t even like it.
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Then it get’s even funnier…..:-)
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lol
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I have left a photo for you under my “For the Love of Love” post 🙂 Happy summer!
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Sorry, for ther delay in my response. I lose 30-40messages a day i my wordpress. Then, they pop up days later. Thus the reason for this late response.
That was a lovely image. Thank you for sharing it with me. I appreciate that.
You have so many incredible images there.
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All seems to work so “loosely” during summer.There is no need for apologies;if you have to apologise for this,what should I do?
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LOL Thanks for understanding.
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That’s okay. This happens now and again.
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lol
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LOL!
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Nice sharing.
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Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
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Welcome.
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☺
Never a dull moment at WordPress. They certainly keep us on our toes. 😁
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When I think of WordPress it is another part of the body that comes to mind. lol
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Exactly. It’s wonky at times, but gotta love it ☺
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LOL I do. Have a good weekend.
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Thx, you too.
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So sorry this happened to you! 😦 I hate time consuming glitches on WP. My email says a much higher number than when I use a computer at the library!
There was a month I cried since I knew it was going to be busy. So I had about ten posts written and pre-scheduled. One day they just started arriving and although scheduled with dates spaced out they came ahead of schedule!
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You see, this is another message that disappeared.
Yeah it is time consuming. And I never want anyone to think they are being ignored.
Thank you.
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.😉
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Thank you for stopping by.
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Love the picture haha. 🙂
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Me being a clown.
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Chimpism and the accompanying picture – awesome. And… I haven’t ever faced the stage yet where I have countless comments on WP. 🙂 Says a lot about your writing skills. Keep it up. We love to read.
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your sexiest Batman pajamas, huh? 😉 that is the funniest thing i have ever heard a blogger say.
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LOL Forgot all about this post. You will hear some crazy crap over here. Thanks for reading.
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hahaha ok. you’re welcome. it was fun.
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I need to get back to more humor on my blog and less romantic stuff. Thanks.
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hey romantic is good. but humor is also good. 🙂 do whatever makes you happy. you’re a good writer.
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Great response. Thanks
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you’re very welcome dude.
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great post, thoroughly enjoyed it! I’ve been your blog for a while now but this one is definitely my favourite post of yours! i think you’d enjoy mine too! maybe check it out 😊 let me know what you think!! https://tailoredbymtaylor.wordpress.com/2018/03/18/s-happens/
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Thank you. I will
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No worries Andrew I’m just slow coming to the party..its me Sheldon..looking forward to talking to you
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Hope you are well Sheldon.
I am fighting the fight.
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
AND SOME WOMEN THINK…ALL MEN…ARE LITTLE MORE THAN CHIMPS! HOW LITTLE THEY REALLY KNOW! 😀
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Thank you so much John. Appreciate the kind gesture of reblogging my post.
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