The Woman Of My Dreams
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The woman of my dreams
Is a puzzle to be solved
For she can slowly undress me
As she buttons up my shirt
When Baby gives the cold shoulder
She expects it to be kissed
Then she’ll push me onto her pedestal
To get cozy in my lap
The woman of my dreams
A delicate knot to be unraveled
She asks me to tie her to the bed
Yet it is I who becomes all tangled
Sweetie sets out my suit and tie
As I prepare for a fancy dinner
Then wears her sexiest lingerie
Cause she’s decided we’re eating in
Baby swears that I am so unique
Even as she perfectly mimics me
She is the woman of my dreams and I
The man who never lets her sleep.
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Photo from Google Images.
Love this. The contradictions of women and love ~ one of the greatest spices of life.
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I agree, women are the greatest spice of life. Thanks for reading and for sharing your thoughts.
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What can I say…girls rules 😉✌️
It was a funny writing but still stylish 🙂
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Beautiful and sexy
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You are very kind. Thank you
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Pleasure is mine 😊
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Gorgeous and sexy.
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Happy that you think so. Thank you for your generous comments.
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My pleasure. I’ve recently got into some erotic writing.
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Will have to stop by.
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Oh please do, and leave feedback.
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I will.
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Great news.
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Awesome!
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Beautiful ❤️
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Happy that you think so. Thanks
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😊
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Love it 😍
https://neeyacoblog.wordpress.com/2018/06/26/the-power-of-lingerie/
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Thank you so much for linking to my post. Appreciate it.
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How are you?
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I am fine. Crazy busy driving around the country. How are you? Feeling better I hope.
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Feeling better. Yes, thank you for always asking.
My Spidey senses detected stress…I hope you’re not too stressed out
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A little. Five hours driving on Friday. Nine hours on Saturday. Six on Sunday. So, I really have had Lonely Author solo time.
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Did you need it? The solo time I mean. Which sounds like a euphemism, by the way
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Lol. Yes, I haven’t had a moment for you. Zero blogging all weekend. So, I need my solo time. Don’t you think?
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I think so. We all need it sometimes. Quite badly
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Yes, especially those last two words.
Need to earn my “Lonely” name.
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Giggle.
I think you wear it well. It’s my favourite name for you at the moment.
Wait…so should I leave you alone?
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NUNCA
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Mmmm…good.
Just checking
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Hey I may disappear soon.
I’ll miss you
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Why?
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Why will I miss you?
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Do you mean disappear for weeks or months? Or merely hours?
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Oh god…no! Just hours. Maybe I’ll pop in a bit later. But back tomorrow.
I could never… disappear that long
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You had one long hiatus. I thought you were speaking in those terms.
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I couldn’t come back last night. But I’m here now and it’s going to feel like a looooooong time until you appear (if you
do) although it’s 2:45 am where you are and you’re definitely dreaming now…
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Had a wonderful dream on some tropical beach making crazy love to a faceless beauty.
Damn, sex consumes my body and soul.
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Faceless? How very intriguing, Mr. Lonely Author
Can I just interject here, that you should be very proud of me for not going “fucking hell it was painful without your words around here.”
I bet it does.
I woke up several times last night.
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It has been difficult to find a minute here or there to blog. And I am afraid the next 8 days may be worse.
Painful? You are too sweet.
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I know it has. You’re just missed, that’s all.
Yes…that’s me. Sweet
Sometimes I need to keep my mouth shut for all the sugar the pours out
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I think you are giving me a cavity with so much sweetness.
Thanks for saying I am missed. Means a lot.
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Haha! Oh god…least appealing analogy, which may have bruised my fragile ego..
That’s it.
No more sweetness for you.
Probably
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You will give me sweetness whenever I ask for it. You know it. I know it.
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Yes baby. Anything you want
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Lol. You are adorable
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It was the tamest thing that was able to come out
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Lol
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Laugh it up, I can take it 😂
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Sorry Muñeca
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First word you’ve said that I had to Google.
Like it
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Smiling some more. I use more Spanish during romantic moments.
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Are we having a romantic moment? I was wondering what was going on…
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I usually use Spanish terms of endearment would have been a better way to describe it.
During sex it is almost all Spanish. Like to roll my rrrrrrs in female ears.
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I wasn’t complaining…lol
That’s insanely hot.
In. Sane.
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Stay same. I want to make you crazy.
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You. Do.
Deeply crazy
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Niiiiice
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Mmmm..
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Okay…so I’ve asked you this once already and you ignored me and hurt my feelings…kind of.
Did you listen to the song I emailed you?
I’ve had many reactions to my singing but … nothing?
That’s a first.
Bad. Bad, Lonely Author
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Remember, I have no access to email. That will have to wait for the end of the month. No reason for hurt feelings Mami.
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Oookaaay….that actually makes sense. I think I forgot. My mind went all over the place.
There I was thinking a) you didn’t want to email me and b.) My Spanish accent in the song was so Greek you didn’t want to comment on it lol.
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Lol
Your mind don’t need to travel. Leave it on the lonely beaches on my mind.
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Mmm… invading my head Mr Lonely Author….
You may continue.❤️
Last words from me for today.
Lots of stuff…warm
xx
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Wonderful finding these little treasures scattered about like rose petals on my bed.
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It’s like…I can’t resist responding with
I wish I was scattered on your bed.
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SIGH
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After sigh…after sigh…
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Didn’t Cyndi Lauper sing that? Sigh after sigh.
Hey, just found a message from Sept 25, from that fake blog oif you know who blowing me a kiss on a post Love and Abuse.
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So funny…
Really? Does she think you don’t know it’s her?
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She knows that I know it’s her. I confronted her one day telling her to stop her games.
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And she replied with something even more fucking mental?
She needs to let go.
She won’t.
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Screw her.
I meant that figuratively. Or was that literally. Choose the one that gets me into less trouble.
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I definitely don’t want you to literally screw her for eff’s sake!
So figuratively, screw her. Yes
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Lucky you’re the smart one. Thanks
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Giggling
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I like I banter.
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You’re good at it
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You are great at it.
Shit, I am answering comments from Sept. Tomorrow is Nov,
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Wow …you have a lot of homework to do. And I was very strict with homework when I was teaching English…so..
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English teacher. As in Lit or all that grammatical bullshit?
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I had to do both just because I was teaching English as a second language so the grammar part was necessary but I hated teaching it. So soul sucking. But I have a degree in English literature, film and drama
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That is so freakin’ interesting. What made you study film and drama?
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I wanted to be an actress. Musicals
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You have the voice for musicals. Do you have the drama?
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Actually…I was pretty good. Quite the little talent…At university I did a lot of acting , some starring roles, and spent all my time with the drama society . Which is where I had my first kiss with a girl, lol
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Holding out on me with the wild college day tales….
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Haha! I am a bit yes.
To be honest, I did nothing with a girl at uni except for drunken kisses. Oh no wait, I did. I wrote about it.
Speaking of…I am SO SHOCKED you haven’t brought up the whole women thing…
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Honestly, not my thing. Goes against my pledge to make a girl feel as if she is the only one n my world.
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You can’t imagine, and I am being so fucling serious now, how happy that makes me that you say that.
Many would take advantage.
Just keep falling..
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I had the chance once to do two girls…turned it down. Not my thing.
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Why…why why oh why…did we not meet years ago but…for actual effing real
😣
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My pecker was busy?
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Yeah…THAT was the problem!
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Seriosuly, I asked myself the same question.
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There’s a reason I am sure. We’ll work it out
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We will work out the answer to the question?
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Haha, yes.
What else??
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You tell me.
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Oh.. butterflies…
This … Whatever this is sweet, warm thing is between us that is burning every cell of my being…we can work that out too.
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Cool. I like that. No crash and burn. Can’t go through that again.
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I won’t hurt you.
You might…
But I won’t
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Sigh
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Mmm hmmm…
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And I am also surprised ‘English Teacher’ didn’t set off your fantasy alarm bells, lol
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Oh, of course it did. I imagined you at the front of the class in black stockings and a big bad ruler.
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Lol.
Never happened but let your mind wander freely…I would definitely Keep you after class for a stern talking to.
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ooooh
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Laughing at this conversation of ours.
By the way, this comment of yours made me so so so hot for you.
Funny, the little sexy things you say that affect me
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I just read the entire conversaton. LOL
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So funny.
You need to work some of these golden discussions into a screenplay. Or sitcom. Or something!
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Funny, I always look at every cnversation I have in those terms. How could I use this?
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Do you.
Great minds baby
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Why don’t they ever say great genitals?
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Because it’s incredibly pervy?
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Like US?
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Basically. Yep.
Even pervy Us sounds so good to me.
You’ve tainted my innocent mind..
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Wasnt to taint other things
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You’ve stained my heart in love, if that’s any better
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I was worried you may notice other stains as well…
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Wow…
They don’t bother me. I take them as the highest compliment
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Laughing
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We don’t have to talk on this post. I believe you gave me a stern talking to last time I started a conversation with you here. I think!
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Laughing, Find a jmuch older one in the archives.
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Okay . Digging deep..
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Answered that.
Kissing you ❤️
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Xoxo
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Seriously, you pick this post to have a dialogue with me? One that reminds me so much of her.
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I’m sorry…I’ll choose another. Usually I just scroll down down down and land on a post.
I never want to remind you of her.
In fact, I think my purpose is the opposite of that
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Lol
I like to think so too. Enough people are already reminding me of her. Don’t need that.
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Well I’m happy we’re on the same page.
So let’s not talk about her.
Far more pressing issues
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Agreed. I don’t like to dwell on the past. Not when the present is so bright.
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It’s burning brightly, yes
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Yes
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