Lonely Author had a little Halloween fun with his better half; his muse turned Fairy.
Hope everyone had a safe one.
Top Twelve Courses For Married Men (If You want A Happy Marriage)
12 – How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
11- How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
10 – How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step Slide Presentations.
9 – The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
8 – Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat
7 – Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
6 – After Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
5 – Loss of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Hot Line and Support Groups.
4 – Learning How to Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
3 – Real Men Ask For Directions Real Life Testimonials
2 – Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
1- Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Have a wonderful weekend. Be safe and keep writing.