Top Twelve Courses For Married Men (If You want A Happy Marriage)
12 – How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
11- How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
10 – How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step Slide Presentations.
9 – The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
8 – Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat
Group Practice.
7 – Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
6 – After Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video
5 – Loss of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Hot Line and Support Groups.
4 – Learning How to Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right
Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
3 – Real Men Ask For Directions Real Life Testimonials
2 – Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
1- Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Have a wonderful weekend. Be safe and keep writing.
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A great post with wonderful books!
Have a great weekend too!
Love and light ❤
Anand 🙂
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Hahaha Thanks. Have a good weekend
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😀 😀 😀
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Perfectly clever! Have a good weekend!
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Thanks. You too Lady With the Heart Shaped Eyes
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OMG! Where can I meet a tall graduate of this course? It’s okay if he’s a chimp.
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OMG This was the best laugh I had all week. Thanks.
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I’m so serious. You’re not being very helpful.
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lol
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#4! OMG!!!!!
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Hope I made you smile.
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Smile, you say? I was LMFAO! 😀 thanks!
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Thanks. That was the purpose.
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Interesting!And what a lovely image!I shall get my hubby to read it;but he’ll have to turn himself upside down before starting reading … Happy weekend 🙂
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LOL You are so funny. Thanks for stopping by.
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This is hilarious! Will definitely show these to my husband. I’m sure he will find it funny too. Thanks for sharing! 🙂
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I hope so. Thanks for stopping by. Have a wonderful weekend. Be safe.
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Very Clever post 🙂 Happy Halloween 🙂
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Thanks. Happy you enjoyed. Happy Halloween
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Thank you… 🙂
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Delightful!:0)
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Thanks.Have a great weekend.
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You too!:0)
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Thanks
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Ahahahaq 😀 Such a great laugh!!! Oh my.. were you a fly on my wall? But my dear Andrew, I fear for your life. You might as well ask for witness protection. If all these women will show this to their husbands…. gosh I can only imagine what they will do to you.
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Lonely Author ran track in high school. I know this post won’t make me very popular among men. Probably will have my manhood membership card revoked. Hope you enjoyed.
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bahahah… thoroughly! In that case, why stop at twelve? 😀
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Couldn’t conjure up any more. There are limits to a chimp’s brain.
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ahhh.. 🙂 maybe you should see an exorcist 😀
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My doctor is an exorcist. How do you think I got this way.
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bahahaha!!! you are too funny!!
hmmm.. maybe #13 making the bed in the morning while brushing teeth 😀
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Or how about – The Stove.Oven. What it is and how to use it.
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Ohh yes, and how to match both socks lol
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Guilty.
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Ahaha! got ya!
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Very funny. Now where is the remote to change the channel? 🙂
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Cough. I have been guilty of that one. Thanks for stopping by.
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🙂 Haven’t we all. Thanks, Brad
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lol
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Hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!
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Thanks. Happy you enjoyed.
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Bravo! Written from a perspective only a man can truly understand (although every woman will naturally claim she can). These are the real keys to success in a marriage. The only addition I may offer as a 56 year old man with a nearly 13 year intact marriage is:
Every morning before either person gets out of bed, I encourage every man to gently cup his wife’s face, gaze with admiration directly into her eyes and whisper the words, “I’M SORRY” for you know the whole day lies ahead and those two simple words will be needed at some point. Staying ahead of the curve by having a bag of reserved “I’M SORRY’s” is the ONLY edge a man can hold. 😀
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I don’t know about this being the real keys to a successful marriage. Great idea. Staying ahead of the curve. Love it.Hey, thanks for stopping by.
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This is great. You could use it as a post doc thesis.
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lmfao that is a good one. It appears the ladies really enjoyed this post.
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If seen this info before, but like most men, I threw the instructions away and tried to figure out how to put together the bike on my own. Needless to say, I’m no further along than I was forty years when I said, “I do.”
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lol I did too. Thanks for stopping by.
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3-2-1. LOL. Real life testimonials, eh? Don’t believe it. The testifiers were paid. =)
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LOL. Probably were paid. Many people seem to relate to four. And I suffer from separation anxiety with the remote control. Thanks for stopping by.
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These are great
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thanks so much
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That is hilarious! We have the toilet seat issue sorted – the lid is always down. Sadly, the direction asking is just left to the chatty wife who usually drives (control freak) and stops at gas stations to ask for directions while the husband is still trying to work his GPS, Recalculating…:)
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LOL Happy you enjoyed it. I suffer separation anxiety with the remote control. Well, what are chatty wives for?
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That is exactly what chatty wives are for! Happy Halloween,
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lol Happy Halloween, Be safe,
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Thank you – they really are my pjs!
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lol
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Fantastic! I love your list. It’s ready-reckoner, a must-have for all married men!
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Hahaha. That is so funny. Thanks for stopping by.
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I’d love to apply the techniques and see how well they work. How to fill up the ice cube tray? Just dunk it in the swimming pool – it will fill itself.
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Clever idea. Why just fill up one ice cubicle at a time when you can do them all on one shot. Genius!
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A lot more efficient than daintily filling those little cubicles one by one. Seriously, your list must be used – it could save us years worth of time!
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Haha As in time in divorce court?
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This is awesome…I can see the line-ups now! You better clear your schedule, my friend, because you have much travel ahead!!! Brilliant work, Andrew!
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Oh, thanks. There’s ore stupidity to come.
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🙂
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you are welcome
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I laughed. I couldn’t help myself. Thank you. 🙂
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I take life and my struggles to be a published seriously, but we have to stop to enjoy the journey. Thanks for stopping by.
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Isn’t that the truth? 🙂
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Reblogged this on Tiffany Belle Harper and commented:
Essentially insightful and v witty X
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Thanks so much. I am flattered.
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Reblogged this on PenneyVanderbilt.
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Thanks so much.I am flattered.
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LOL,! That was downright delicious. Thanks for sharing
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lol Happy to make you smile.
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#9 hahahaha It’s a disease in this house!! Appears I’m the only one immune to it! Great post!! Had me laughing all the way through 🙂
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Thanks. Happy to make you laugh.
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the tv remote problem has a solution.. I always use my computer to watch movies… and tv shows :p
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Wise man. I get anxiety attacks when the remote is in another hand.
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Ha, ha, what a great list! If only I could book my other half onto training sessions relating to points 3 through to 7 life could be perfect! Looking forward to reading more lists from you.
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Oh, you even know the courses you would enroll him in. Very funny. Thanks for stopping by.
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Where do I sign up my husband? He desperately needs help…in all twelve. lol
Btw, I love the pic denoting this an award-free blog. 😊
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oh my God.You are the only person to mention that pic. I feel terrible turning down awards, but I am so tied up with my writing and querying agents I really don’t have time. I am sure your husband doesn’t need all 12. lol
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At first, I felt bad turning down awards, but one has to draw the line somewhere. I acknowledge the award, say I’m honored (which I am) but don’t have the time to respond. No one has ever been upset, or has quit following me.
Recently, I was invited to join a closed writers group. I joined…thought it would be a good thing…but left the group within two weeks. It proved to be too big a time sucker.
You’re doing the right thing–focusing on your writing. And starting this blog is a good move. When you publish, you can showcase your writing here with your ready-made audience.
Btw…sadly, my husband DOES need all 12.
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Thanks for sharing your experience with me. This blog is taking up more time that I originally planned, but I am happy meeting other writers. As for the list, I need number five. I am attached to my remote. LOL
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Typical man…they all hoard the remote. lol
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Guilty as charged. Anxiety issues without it.
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lol funny but true….n0.2 ,,,,,,, lol 🙂
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lol Happy you enjoyed. I am number 5. I suffer anxiety attacks without the remote.
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🙂
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I like this list, me thinks I’ll be forwarding to my hubby! 🙂
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Good luck with that. lol
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Did you know there is a follow-on now available for
9 – The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?
9a – The Toilet Paper Roll – Over the top or down the back, which way does it go?
ps – awesome post! I should have read these .. maybe the marriage would have — no it wouldn’t have. But this list looks like awesome reading 😉
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Very true. I am an over the top kind of guy. I casn be anal about this. LOL Thanks for reading. I am happy you enjoyed. Have a great week.
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Lmao, those were funny! Except that I think I personally need #11 myself; I was in the bathroom when that “shopping is fun!” gene was handed out lmao! I just do not understand the female way of shopping – which seems to me to consist of a lot of looking around, trying on endless items of clothing and then never buying anything, and hours of boredom. I really short-changed my poor daughter on that “fun” female activity 😦
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Hahaha. Yeah, you’re daughter is missing out on so much fun. My ex would go to the mall because she needed a pair of red shoes. She would try on a million things. Touch another thousand. Browse through everything. And walk out with another pair of black shoes and not the red she needed. That meant we had to return the following weekend. I love to go shopping with my wife. She does the woman thing in condensed form. My wife accuses me of having the “female shopping gene.” lol Thanks for stopping by.
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I am beginning to realize that men and women are just such different human beings. And that some things will forever remain a mystery.
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In that case you may enjoy my humorous post for tomorrow. Thanks for reading.
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I will look forward to it.
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Take care.
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Genius, just sheer genius!! Loved it.
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Smiling. Thakn you so much for stopping by to read.
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You’re welcome. Both pieces on the marriage courses were very enjoyable! Have a great day! 😀
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Thank you so m,uch for stopping by to read. Much appreciated.
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LOL … Judging by the number of comments these courses will be a sellout😉
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LOL It does doesn’t it? Seemed to be very popular with the ladies.
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Here’s a challenge for you, Mr Lonely Author. I’d be interested to review your top 12 courses for married women.
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LOL You have me there. I have been working on one for WEEKS. That one is so difficult. I admire women so much, I find it extremely difficult. But I will continue to try.
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