The Spy Who Loves You
I sauntered into the royal casino so grand
me a tuxedo chimp so suave and debonair
prepared for a night of dangerous espionage
cause scoundrels were lurking everywhere
I studied the environment to make my move
my instincts led me to the only seat untaken
burly Bartender asked “what’s your poison?”
I smiled, “Chocolate milk stirred not shaken”
a sexy lady crossed long legs that led to paradise
“My name is Sugar Ann Spice and I’m feeling blue”
I flashed a smart smile, “Author, Lonely Author
tonight, lucky lady I’ll be the spy who loves you”
With a wink I suggested a game of naked Twister
would she be interested in taking an odd chance
she admired a roll of silver dollars in my pocket
and dared to ask if that was a gun in my pants
Oh what a painful double cross for Chimpy me
how could this super spy Chimp possibly know?
he imagined wild passions with Sugar Ann Spice
instead this sexy siren turned out to be Dr. No
Warning to my friends: There are many things I share with my wife Allie. This Friday April 8th we celebrate our birthdays. This week the Chimp will be borderline giddy. You can expect to find silly comments on your blogs throughout the week.
Photo from Google Images
Splendid and Happy Birthday!
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Thanks for reading. And thank you from the two of us.
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Happy Birthday on Friday, to the both of you.
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Smiling. Thank you from the two of us.
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Those comments better be super silly! Re the Dr. No, I hate it when that happens!
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I hated it everytime a woman told me no.
(I guess most men do). I will try my best to make them super silly.
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Yes, rejection is never fun. Looking forward to your silly comments.
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I have been puking all day. Caught some bug. I shall be there.
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Ugh, feel better.
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Thanks.
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Oh nice. Love this. Author. Lonely Author. 😆😄😄
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007 1/2 here. LOL Thanks
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Of course!😊
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Oh… this made me laugh! Priceless photo. And I don’t believe for a minute that it wasn’t a gun in your pants. Also, I hope that warning is a promise. Who doesn’t love a giddy chimp?
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LOL Thank you Sandra. I wanted to start the week with a laugh. Just so you know, it wasn’t a gun. lol And you brace yourself for Chimpy comments. You have been warned.
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No no… I have been promised! And if you break that promise, there will be consequences!! 😀 By the way, that is amazing that you two have the same birthday! John and I are the same year but he is 3.5 weeks older. Ahh, I’ll always be the younger one. 🙂
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Smiling. I will start with the silly abuse in a little while. Having birthdays together is cool. You will always be the younger one cause you have a young soul.
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Yeah, it’s about 17. 😉
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You know. I can’t go back and read my comment. Freaking wordpress. If it’s not one thing it’s another. Seventeen what? My shoes size? I wish.
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Those would be clown feet… lol. You said I had a young soul…
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Ah, thanks. Now, I can’t go back and read my own comments. Yes, you are a young soul. Seriously, that is one of the things I adore about you.
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Thanks… that’s sweet of you to say.
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Baby, you of one of the sweet gifts the God and blogging gave to me. You will always be a treasure. Don’t forget it.
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I try to remind myself daily of my awesomeness.
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Good
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: )
I m smiling n smiling n smiling : ))
poem is wonderful
More is ur love to Allie : ))
Happy Birthdays in advance
lots of wishes n love from me!
gday Andrew
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Thank you so much. I will relay your message to her. I wanted to start the week with a laugh. Thanks for reading. Have a great week.
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dhanyavaad
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आपका स्वागत है Did I answer correctly?
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He he
Yah!
But dat is a bit Hindi. Nepali n Hindi both r born from Sanskrit language so! Similar n understandable!
thank you so much for ur effort.
U r a beautiful person Andrew
Stay hapy
: ))
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That was what google translate’s option for “you’re welcome.” Have a wonderful week. Wish you all the best.
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As isolated said”dhantwaad” is THANK YOU.HAPPY BIRTH DAY.
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Thank you Aruna.
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I fear dt hooky’s brother is not more as his post”Anaswerd”.my fearness is right ,dew.i have no corage to ask him.
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why you don’t have the courage to ask
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Dear chimp !! My heart is so soft n weak to hear any tragedy.gents r some hard hearted n practical too.so i tell u for asking.u know dt i love my all bloggers so can not bear thier tearing.plz dew !!understand.all writers understand emotions of all others.
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I understand Aruna. Prayers for you, your family, and friends.
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I have no need ur prayer.
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Sorry
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What is mocking d life with me ?one side a depression for hooky n other sida is ur celebration ‘s happieness by which i m trying to divert my mind n go away from tension.may be life is dis type or i m phyco type.lol.
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That is life. One person is happy in celebration the other in tears. Then another day the happy person is in tears.
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Yeah.dis is reality who makes us all bananas.cruel world,life n god too.
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Yes
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How cute is this?! Awesome!
And Happy, Happy Birthdays to you and Allie!!
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Laughing. Feeling silly to start the week. Thank you from the two of us. Appreciate it.
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Sweet and funny. Thoroughly enjoyed the chimps antics…
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Laughing. Thanks for reading. Be prepared for chimp silliness on your posts this week.
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Laughs. I shall look forward to it!
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Well writen!
And Advance wishes for your birthday! ^_^
Both you have fun!💛
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Smiling. Thank you from the two of us. And thanks for reading.
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A pleasure ^_^
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Great fun poem. A great start if you’re doing NaPoWriMo.
Hugs
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Laughing. Starting the week with a laugh. Thanks for reading. Be well.
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The gorgeous Allie in the photo is your wife…you, sir, have every reason to be giddy. Celebrate your birthdays, your anniversary, and whatever else.
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Smiling. Yeah, Allie shows up in most of the photos I use. Thank you for saying that.
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That’s so cute 🙂
So, you two are born in the same day?
A beautiful poem with an unexpected end 🙂
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Laughing. Yes we share the same birthday. Crazy huh? Thanks for reading.
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😀
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Gun in Chimp’s pant! LOL.
Loved this one, Mr. Bond.
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Laughing so hard. Thank you for reading. Wanted to start the week with a laugh. Aways dreamed of being Mr Bond
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Birthday wishes to you both!
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Thank you so much. And thanks for stopping by.
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Excellent!!
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Thank you for reading my craziness.
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Pleasure😜
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Congrats in advance!!!
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Thank you from the two of us.
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😉
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Have a Super Friday, 8th…..Visiting Casino – Chimp and Allie? Stay High….. 😉
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Laughing. Thank you from the two of us. Always wanted to be James Bond. Thanks for reading. Be well.
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I sensed something like that…;)
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Funny wordplay there. Nice post. 😀
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Thank you so much for reading. Happy you enjoyed it. Hace a great week.
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My pleasure that. You too have a great week ahead. 🙂
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Thanks
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Ha ha! Loved this. Happy birthdays to both of you for Friday! 🙂
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Laughing. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for the birthday wishes. Be well.
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Bravo…ha ha…laughing all the way! Love the chimp, the style, the humour…clever…so clever. Happy Birthdays to you Both ahead of time… Enjoy!….chuckle! 🙂
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Chimp laughing. I’m so glad you enjoyed my craziness. Like to start the week with a laugh and I have always dreamed of being James Bond. Thanks for reading. And thank you for the birthday wishes.
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As a die hard James Bond fan I had a good smile at your poetry. 🙂 Nicely done. Great lead in to your double celebrations this week, enjoy!
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Laughing. I am a big James Bond fan. This was my chance to be him. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and for the birthday wishes.
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I did enjoy it, very much. Hope your combined birthdays have as much sizzle and excitement as one of his movies. 🙂
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Laughing. You just described a great birthday. Thanks you. Have a wonderful week.
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You too. 🙂
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Thanks
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How could this super spy Chimp know????….can’t wait to keep reading. And happy birthday week, to you. And Allie.
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The Chimp was double crossed. Laughing so hard. Glad you enjoyed it. And thanks from the two of us.
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I am laughing so hard right now!!! This is so funny! 😂 Looking forward to more of the giddiness!!!!
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Laughing. Meg, I always dreamed of being James Bond. This was my chance. Oh, you will definitely be feeling my silliness on your blog. Beware.
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Oh I can’t wait!!! 😃
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Definitely a painful double cross! I thought for sure the debonair spy would find a fun, passionate night. Hopefully, Dr. No didn’t capture the spy and put him in a tank with sharks. Also, I need to try shaking chocolate milk — I’ve tried it stirred for many years and never did the shaking trick. Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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Laughing so hard. You would think the spy would’ve had a passionate evening.
THankful he wasn’t placed in that tank. This was me fulfilling my James Bond dreams. Thanks for reading.
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Don’t retire your tuxedo just yet 🙂
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Anything you say. Almost in tears.
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Happy birthday in advance to the both of you!
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Thank you from the two of us.
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Uh-oh, how can it be? What did the Chimp not do right? 🙂 Sharing a birthday with your wife must be really special!
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Laughing. Don’t know? Yeah, sharing the birthday makes it really special. We float in the clouds on that day.
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Happy birthday to the both of you! 😀
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Thank you from the two of us.
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My pleasure.
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Ah happy birthday to you both! I love this lampoon of James Bond! So cleaver!
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James Bond was always my hero. Thanks for reading. And thanks for the birthday wishes.
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you’re welcome 🙂
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😀
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Thanks for reading. Be well.
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Happy Birthday to you both! Gosh, I was laughing hard at the line, “Author, Lonely Author” Chimpy you.
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Laughing. Thanks from the two of us. I liked that line too. I am such a big James Bond fan, here was my chance to live my dream. Thanks for reading. And prepare yourself for silly comments.
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Me too! Maybe that’s why I married a British bloke. Too bad not everyone’s a Bond. Well, at least he sounds like one! Ha ha!
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Ah,so got have you’re own Mr. Bond. Good for you. lol
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Giggles
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lol
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Happy day of y’all on Friday. Stay giddy and silly! Love to you both.
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Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
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You’re welcome xo
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xoxo
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This was sassy and funny, Andrew. Loved it!
And happy birthdays to you and Allie. May you enjoy many more together, my friend. 💜
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Thank you. Happy you enjoyed it. And thanks for both us. Have a good one.
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You too.
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Some funny clever lines in there, the stirred chocolate milk, and laughed at author, lonely author.
Nice piece 🙂
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laughing. Hey, thanks for stopping by to read. Like to start the week with a laugh. Have a great week.
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LOL..I can’t stop laughing, this is so adorable and funny! 😀 I hope to meet such an amazing chimp one day 🙂 You are rocking that tuxedo too 😉
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Haha You should see me in a leotard. lol Thank you for reading my craziness. I always wanted to be Mr. Bond. Have a great week.
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Hahaha I would love to thank you for the suggestion! Craziness is great Mr Bond. Have a happy birthday week 😊
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Thank you so much.
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Amazing to share a birthday
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Yeah, it make it a lot of fun. Thanks for dropping by Derrick. Wish you were here to take some pics of us. Have a great week.
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Happy birthday to you all. 🙂 you remind me of 007. I love this poem so much. One of my favorites. 🙂
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Bond was always one of my favorites. Thanks for reading. And wifey said thanks.
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You’re welcome and tell your wife I said hello. 🙂
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Sure will.
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This is the way to start a Monday. Great humor, great wit, great fun. Well done, my friend. I’m still laughing! 😀
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Thank you. Also wanted be Mr. Bond. Have a great week.
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Well, a happy birthday wish to both you and Allie!
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Thank you from the two of us. Have a wonderful week.
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Awwww 😊
This made me smile giggle laugh outloud lonely Author – what a fun contagious poem..
Wishing you and your love happy happy moments 🎉💕🎉💕🎉💕🎉
Love celebrations of any kind 🎉
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Laughing. Thanks for reading my crazy poem. Wanted to start Monday with a laugh. Have a wonderful week.
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Thank you for the happy laughs – sweet way to start any day 😀💕
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Thanks. Be well.
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💕💕💕💕💕
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Well, thank goodness I finally read your blog today cause I thought you’d been hitting the booze a little earlier and was afraid to ask. You and Allie be careful out there, Mr. Super Spy!
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Haha. I saw your email. Started working on answer. Didn’t acknowledge it last night cause I was having a dinner party at home. Thank you. Will be careful. Haha
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😀
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Andrew, superb! You had me smiling throughout the entire poem, so clever and entertaining. Wonderful flow, terrific write. Wishing you both a very Happy Birthday! Take good care. ~ Mia
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Mia, thank you so much for stopping by to read my silliness. Like to start Monday with a laugh. Thanks for reading. Thanks from me and Allie. Have a great week.
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You’re most welcome. A lovely way to start Monday, laughing! And thank you, have a great week as well!
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Thanks
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Absolutely fabulous! What a hoot to read – Happy Birthday to you and Allie – anyone who can make such fun in a relationship must be very special.
Two cakes coming right up for Mr. Chimpy Bond and Sugar Ann Spice. Don’t burn the house down with all those candles. 😀
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Hahaha Happy you had so much fun reading this. I always dreamt of being James Bond. Thanks from Allie and me. Hopefully we won’t burn down the house. Thank you. Have a great week.
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Bravo! This was a charming story to entertain me 🙂 Sending Big B’day wishes to you both–many happy returns on your special day! Will there be cake??? (I just took an Apple Spice cake out of the oven–I’d be willing share.)
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Oh, that sounds so delicious. Thankyou for reading my craziness. And thanks for the birthday wishes. Have a great week.
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You’re most welcome, and because I’m such a pal–I’ll eat a piece for each of you!
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Great. Thanks so much for your generosity.
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I just ate them–very delish 🙂
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lol I hope you enjoyed them.
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It’s the least I can do for you, to eat some good cake 😉
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You are the best.
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Hahahahahaha–please send that memo to the list of names I will forward you when I have weeks to complete it 🙂
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hahahaha
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Had a feeling that would amuse you…. 🙂
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This is absolutely perfect. A Chimp in a tux is how I ALWAYS saw you. 😉
Loved this. Made me smile, although, just seeing a post from you does that too. xo
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You comments always make me smile. That is one of your talents. And i love it.
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Oh…but please remember, only ONE of my MANY talents. 😉
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Big Sigh
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BIG Smile XOXO
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XOXO
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Happy birthday to both of you! I like silly comments, and chocolate milk stirred and never shaken 🙂
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Laughing. Me too. Thanks for the birthday wishes. And thanks for stopping by. Have a great week.
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Sure thing…have a super week also.
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Thanks
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Happy birthday in advvance n allie .do u both spy eachother.8th april is special for my personal issue.i will tell u after ur celebration.bt a gift u both dearest if u have no objection.
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Thank you so much from the two of us. I hope all is well.
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Thanks to u both chimps.will u celebrate in african forest on a tree.where u will get many followers like u who is decorating all trees with a beutiful golden bed n resting chair at meditarian sea.sure.they r looking way of u both chinps coz chimps r liked by chimps who r in most numbers at africa.ha ha hi hi.
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Yes we will have big dinner, birthday cake, and friends visiting. Thank you.
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N with chimpezies of africa.donn’t forgrt dis.
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*i want to send u a gift to u both.plz donn’t refuse,dear dew n dearest Allie.
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That isn’t necessary my friend.
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Ha…Ha-Ha!!
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Happy to entertain you. Thanks for reading. Happy week.
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Reblogged this on Ancien Hippie.
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Thank you so much for the reblog. I appreciate it. Be well.
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Cute. 😊
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Thanks
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Have a great Happy Birthday, I loved your poem, felt like i was watching a James Bond movie, :).
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Haha Thank you for the birthday wishes. Thanks for readin this craziness too. lol
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I love craziness, lol.
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lol Thanks. Be well.
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